January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
Fear Factor is Back, America
“In the past we would have covered someone with 100,000 bees,” Mr. Kunitz said. “Now we’ll cover one of them in 200,000 bees.”
For those keeping score, that’s TWICE as many bees!
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/12/arts/television/fear-factor-returns-to-nbc-on-monday-night.html?hp
November 2011
1 post
WatchI am a basketballer.
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use...”
– Sam Lipsyte The Ask
December 2010
1 post
Why you shouldn't read Infinite Jest
Hey, you’re pretty smart, right? Of course you are. You read books, even when you don’t have to. In fact, you find reading to be quite a pleasant experience. You do it for fun. Not actual fun, really, but the kind of thing you occasionally do when you want to act like a real grown-up for a little while. What an intelligent, fancy grown-up you are!
Oh, and your taste in literature?...
October 2010
2 posts
how to make someone feel like a jerk
me: wanna go see wintuk from cirque du soleil at the theater at madison square garden?
XXXXX: hahahahahha no
XXXXX: why
XXXXX: sorry, am i an asshole?
XXXXX: are you mad at me?
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
4 posts
June 2010
5 posts
May 2010
3 posts
WatchWatch to the end for all sorts of nudity.
April 2010
3 posts
“As time goes on the technical problems become more automatic, while the people...”
– Henry Barnes
March 2010
5 posts
“We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I...”
– Sarah Palin, noted asshole and opponent of healthcare reform
December 2009
2 posts
“And of course it’s socialism. These ignorant motherfuckers. What do they think...”
– David Simon, greatest American hero http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n12/htdocs/david-simon-280.php
Check out this remix I made! It’s a hit!...
November 2009
40 posts
